Nilruttquam Gatmonfebfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, smart frog.

Nilruttquam Gatmonfebfat created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilruttquam Gatmonfebfat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nilruttquam Gatmonfebfat, it will turn you into a slug.

Nilruttquam Gatmonfebfat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nilruttquam Gatmonfebfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.