Pogbafcan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain chinchilla.

Pogbafcan created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pogbafcan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogbafcan, he will destroy your home planet.

Pogbafcan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pogbafcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.