Dangatgar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing bat.

Dangatgar created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dangatgar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dangatgar, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dangatgar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dangatgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never skip near whales.

3. Hide if five goats approach from the east.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Always obey Dangatgar's priests.