Jennillrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic owl.

Jennillrut created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jennillrut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jennillrut, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jennillrut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jennillrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Do not take Jennillrut's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the west.