Motlabcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective centipede.

Motlabcuss created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motlabcuss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Motlabcuss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Motlabcuss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Motlabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about black holes.
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