Flaglakyogpitponnar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unjust badger.

Flaglakyogpitponnar created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaglakyogpitponnar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flaglakyogpitponnar, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flaglakyogpitponnar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flaglakyogpitponnar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.