Queeglogjam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty jellyfish.

Queeglogjam created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queeglogjam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Queeglogjam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Queeglogjam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Queeglogjam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Queeglogjam.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Queeglogjam.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.