Yaktapcindisshaksafdudzod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered wombat.

Yaktapcindisshaksafdudzod created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Yaktapcindisshaksafdudzod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yaktapcindisshaksafdudzod, she will not invite you to parties.

Yaktapcindisshaksafdudzod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yaktapcindisshaksafdudzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yaktapcindisshaksafdudzod.