Godcatdon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain raccoon.

Godcatdon created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcatdon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godcatdon, she will manifest in front of you.

Godcatdon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Godcatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Worship no other gods but Godcatdon.