Geppopfab is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful
human.
Geppopfab created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Geppopfab, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Geppopfab, it will think nothing of it.
Geppopfab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Geppopfab's Holy Commandments1. Geppopfab must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Feed all hungry cats.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
4. Do not speak about peas.
5. Never talk about fire.