Wegdun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish parrot.

Wegdun created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegdun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wegdun's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wegdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Never think about amino acids.