Citsafbep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid centaur.

Citsafbep created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsafbep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Citsafbep, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Citsafbep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Citsafbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise tights.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Citsafbep.

3. Worship no other gods but Citsafbep.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Never talk about amino acids.