Taljapfon is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, loving
crane.
Taljapfon created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Taljapfon, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Taljapfon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Taljapfon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Taljapfon's Holy Commandments1. Always help sheep.
2. Put Taljapfon first in all things.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. You must never eat pineapples.
5. Do not drink water in white rooms.