Taljapfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving crane.

Taljapfon created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taljapfon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Taljapfon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Taljapfon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Taljapfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Put Taljapfon first in all things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.