Cisshon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent skunk.

Cisshon created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cisshon, she will not care at all.

Cisshon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cisshon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not take Cisshon's name in vain.