Limgigsaf Gadkapbog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful dragonfly.

Limgigsaf Gadkapbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Limgigsaf Gadkapbog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limgigsaf Gadkapbog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Limgigsaf Gadkapbog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Limgigsaf Gadkapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Limgigsaf Gadkapbog must be the most important thing in your life.