Leglabgil is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited raccoon.

Leglabgil created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglabgil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Leglabgil, he will turn you into a sheep.

Leglabgil's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Leglabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Leglabgil.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.