Futtalyimyartdudxemdid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil turtle.

Futtalyimyartdudxemdid created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futtalyimyartdudxemdid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Futtalyimyartdudxemdid, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Futtalyimyartdudxemdid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Futtalyimyartdudxemdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.