Midart Tongidfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive shark.

Midart Tongidfed created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midart Tongidfed, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Midart Tongidfed, it will destroy your favourite star.

Midart Tongidfed's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Midart Tongidfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midart Tongidfed.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. You must pray to Midart Tongidfed eight times a day.