Rutbellcib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, slow shark.

Rutbellcib created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbellcib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutbellcib, it will not invite you to parties.

Rutbellcib's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rutbellcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Fast once a month.