Matniglog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind bee.

Matniglog created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Matniglog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Matniglog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Matniglog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Matniglog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head orange.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. You must love Matniglog.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.