Pasxenyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able centipede.

Pasxenyarp created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Pasxenyarp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pasxenyarp, she will curse you with boils.

Pasxenyarp's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pasxenyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasxenyarp.

3. Never sit in the presence of mice.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.