Fobmithit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome jellyfish.

Fobmithit created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobmithit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobmithit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fobmithit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fobmithit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Fobmithit loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.