Sinxingon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong capybara.

Sinxingon created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sinxingon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinxingon, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sinxingon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sinxingon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.