Lenbutcibpin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonourable otter.

Lenbutcibpin created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenbutcibpin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lenbutcibpin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Lenbutcibpin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lenbutcibpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never paint your hands blue.

5. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.