Vig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident dog.

Vig created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vig, she will think nothing of it.

Vig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Put Vig first in all things.