Sogyikflambem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able monkey.

Sogyikflambem created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogyikflambem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sogyikflambem, he will manifest in front of you.

Sogyikflambem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sogyikflambem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back purple.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never pour water over plants.