Gemcudtan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate warg.

Gemcudtan created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemcudtan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gemcudtan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gemcudtan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gemcudtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Run away from black tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.