Hapbedbunrilfagcubbarndan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous owl.

Hapbedbunrilfagcubbarndan created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Hapbedbunrilfagcubbarndan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hapbedbunrilfagcubbarndan, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hapbedbunrilfagcubbarndan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hapbedbunrilfagcubbarndan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.