Bomvagveg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous walrus.

Bomvagveg created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomvagveg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bomvagveg, it will be very unhappy.

Bomvagveg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bomvagveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Hide from mauve whales for they are unholy.