Gemgeddiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient bee.

Gemgeddiss created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gemgeddiss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gemgeddiss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gemgeddiss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gemgeddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gemgeddiss.

2. Put Gemgeddiss first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed figs to shrews while wearing red boots.

5. Do not stand on grass.