Carhugdap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous wyrm.

Carhugdap created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carhugdap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Carhugdap, he will strike you with lightening.

Carhugdap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Carhugdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.