Tailquimdun Sitjinfly is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust ant.

Tailquimdun Sitjinfly created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailquimdun Sitjinfly, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailquimdun Sitjinfly, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tailquimdun Sitjinfly's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tailquimdun Sitjinfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Hide if three doves approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.