Bembodyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ruthless dugong.

Bembodyart created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembodyart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bembodyart, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bembodyart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bembodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mites.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the north.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.