Ditditbossbam is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, amazing
penguin.
Ditditbossbam created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ditditbossbam, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ditditbossbam, he will turn you into a hamster.
Ditditbossbam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Ditditbossbam's Holy Commandments1. Never write about amino acids.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. You must never eat lemons.
4. Never talk about planets.
5. Respect your elders.