Armvoggam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable toad.

Armvoggam created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armvoggam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Armvoggam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Armvoggam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Armvoggam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Armvoggam four times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Armvoggam.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Armvoggam on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.