Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical mouse.

Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray boots.

2. Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Midnibbosslapcet Vegnullmab on top of important buildings.