Dubmismif is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able mole.

Dubmismif created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubmismif, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dubmismif, he will turn you into a worm.

Dubmismif's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dubmismif's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. Dubmismif loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.