Rilgemzan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet horse.

Rilgemzan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Rilgemzan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilgemzan, it will ignore you.

Rilgemzan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rilgemzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.