Bassfarnnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating duck.

Bassfarnnurl created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfarnnurl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bassfarnnurl, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bassfarnnurl's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bassfarnnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Bassfarnnurl loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away if five dogs approach from the south.