Wantarggig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful porpoise.

Wantarggig created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantarggig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wantarggig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wantarggig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wantarggig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.