Pidkabnad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty grasshopper.

Pidkabnad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidkabnad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidkabnad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pidkabnad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pidkabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never feed bread to birds while wearing purple trousers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.