Cedfobdud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident fish.

Cedfobdud created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfobdud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedfobdud, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cedfobdud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cedfobdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Put Cedfobdud first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.