Funlennut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless octopus.

Funlennut created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Funlennut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Funlennut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Funlennut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Funlennut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Funlennut.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Funlennut.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.