Jinnurvon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind shrew.

Jinnurvon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinnurvon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jinnurvon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jinnurvon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jinnurvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.