Babtipsigham is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong mongoose.

Babtipsigham created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babtipsigham, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babtipsigham, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Babtipsigham's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Babtipsigham's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.