Cendavbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent hippopotamus.

Cendavbiss created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cendavbiss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cendavbiss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cendavbiss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cendavbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine whales approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must pray to Cendavbiss four times a day.

5. Never talk about galaxies.