Cepcidrak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring mink.

Cepcidrak created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepcidrak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepcidrak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cepcidrak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cepcidrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepcidrak.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.