Nullquamnan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish snake.

Nullquamnan created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nullquamnan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullquamnan, it will not care.

Nullquamnan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nullquamnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.