Mifdundag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable hippopotamus.

Mifdundag created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifdundag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifdundag, he will turn you into a dog.

Mifdundag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mifdundag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four whales approach from the south.

2. Mifdundag loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from purple frogs, for they are unholy.