Danstiptap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm chicken.

Danstiptap created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Danstiptap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danstiptap, he will cry a lot.

Danstiptap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Danstiptap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing orange scarves.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.